Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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