I will die if light touches me.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
She's just so happy...and so naked.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
