Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
