This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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