just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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