Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I wish i was in the wii world.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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