i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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