ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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