Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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