Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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