He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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