I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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