if only i could text you this smell
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Girls should come with a carfax report
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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