I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
what day is it and did you see me today?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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