i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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