He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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