porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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