Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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