Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Text me some of your sweat
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