i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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