Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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