Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
don't judge my taste in strippers
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I have already put on my inside pants.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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