Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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