Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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