idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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