is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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