so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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