if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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