If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Come see our sink grown plant.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
This is my gift to your gina
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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