Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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