and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
