I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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