how do flat chested girls get laid?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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