guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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