For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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