When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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