About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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