That's intense
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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