did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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