is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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