so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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