I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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