I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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