dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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