im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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