he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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