if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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