Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We have started to decorate penises.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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