So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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