did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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