Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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