Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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