So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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