The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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