Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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