D3 body, D1 cock
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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