I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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